Santa Claus dials the number after drinking alcohol, only then comes the girl’s voice “You don’t have enough credit to make a call, please top up.”
Santa Claus: It’s enough to talk to you, darling.
The pulse polio team came home…
Santa (from Bibi): Where are the pistol and the cartridge…??
Santa Claus called from behind
Oh wait a minute
These are our children’s names.
Funny jokes: who drinks nectar