Funny Jokes: Happy New Year to you

Husband – Oh, my fourteenth moon turned into a new moon today. Is it Lakshmi?
Will church services also be held on mobile devices?
Woman – Hey, yesterday Roop Chaudas was locked in mobile face
Today is not open, the parlor is also closed.
Husband – Hi Ray Makeup!
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Yamraj – Girl let’s go from this world now. your time is up
Girls – Speak correctly and battery too. I’ll take the charger in a minute.
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To Lord Rama of India – Thank you Lord, you killed Ravana.
Lord Ram – Don’t jump happily after a few days alive and sitting in Parliament.
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A friend to another friend – why not aim for it.
Second Friend – The question concerns the nose.
First Friend – Nose? As ?
Second Friend – Years ago it was done by Shurpanakha and Ram cut off her nose
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Journalist – Rahul Ji, if you had won what would have changed in India.
Rahul ji – I would have made India Italy. So that he didn’t have to go to Italy after the defeat.
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May God bless you with the new year,
Whatever you want, come to you
You’re not a bachelor this year
May your mother-in-law come with your relationship!
Happy New Year
Funny jokes: Yes, I can see many stars and a moon,