Teacher: Why didn’t you come yesterday?
Pappu – I won’t tell?
By hitting the teacher – say it soon,
Pappu- War with girlfriend on Diwali.
Teacher – Even though he’s so small
Hanging out with girlfriend, who was that girl?
Pappu – your daughter!!!
Pappu: – Also today I am happy to kiss Alia Bhatt.
Chintu:- What?????? Have you ever kissed Aaliya?
Pappu:- No, I’ve made hearts before!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pappu opened the front door and went to the market carrying it on his shoulder.
A man asked, “O brother, do you want to sell the door?
Pappu – No, … the lock must be opened …
The key is lost…
Man – If a thief enters the house, then …??
Pappu – Oh idiot…!
How will he go in… I have the door…😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man ran to the doctor’s office and said in a nervous voice:
Doctor! Doctor! Please save my life!
Doctor – What happened?
Man- A lizard got in my mouth!
The doctor was surprised and said – what?
Why didn’t you close your mouth when the lizard entered your mouth?
Man – a mistake was made
Actually I thought after catching the cockroach that entered my mouth earlier it will come back!!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
The reporter asked the woman who ran in the Panchayat elections: How did you get the idea to run in the elections?
Woman – Look, whenever I fight with my husband, victory is mine…!!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny jokes: Santa Claus went to Banta’s house.