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Funny Jokes: Have you ever kissed Alia?

 

Teacher: Why didn’t you come yesterday?

Pappu – I won’t tell?

By hitting the teacher – say it soon,

Pappu- War with girlfriend on Diwali.

Teacher – Even though he’s so small

Hanging out with girlfriend, who was that girl?

Pappu – your daughter!!!

(teacher faints)

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Pappu: – Also today I am happy to kiss Alia Bhatt.

Chintu:- What?????? Have you ever kissed Aaliya?

Pappu:- No, I’ve made hearts before!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Pappu opened the front door and went to the market carrying it on his shoulder.

A man asked, “O brother, do you want to sell the door?

Pappu – No, … the lock must be opened …

The key is lost…

Man – If a thief enters the house, then …??

Pappu – Oh idiot…!

How will he go in… I have the door…😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A man ran to the doctor’s office and said in a nervous voice:

Doctor! Doctor! Please save my life!

Doctor – What happened?

Man- A lizard got in my mouth!

The doctor was surprised and said – what?

Why didn’t you close your mouth when the lizard entered your mouth?

Man – a mistake was made

Actually I thought after catching the cockroach that entered my mouth earlier it will come back!!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The reporter asked the woman who ran in the Panchayat elections: How did you get the idea to run in the elections?

Woman – Look, whenever I fight with my husband, victory is mine…!!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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