Prison Warden (to Prisoner) – What’s the matter Sukhiram, no one ever meets you in prison?
Prisoner – What shall I do sir, you all………….
Jailor – Sukhiram Do you have any relatives in this world?
Prisoner – Everyone is there, brother-father and friend-friend.
Jailer – But why don’t you come to me?
Prisoners – Sir, they are also serving all their sentences in this prison.
Son – Mother, do I want to swim in the pond too?
Mother – No! son you’re gonna drown
Son – But father has been swimming in the pond for an hour.
Mother – Son Your father was insured.
Funny jokes: Raju, what are you college for?