Teacher: Why don’t you pay attention to your studies?
Student: Because the study is only done for two reasons.
Teacher: Well sir, what are those two reasons, just tell me?
Student: Either out of fear or out of a hobby, I don’t have a hobby without a reason and if I’m scared of someone then I don’t have one.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, the farm boy went to the temple crying and said to God…
Mix the boy and the lost friend, O Rabba…
God said, “There is a Hanuman temple next to it. There, go and file an FIR…
He had only found Mata Sita.
Nowadays, there are more cars and e-rickshaws in the city than no drivers.
When someone sees a ride, it’s like kidnapping.
Ramesh (to Suresh): All life passes
If I ever get a teacher in this wait, I will definitely ask him one thing.
Ramesh: When and how do you use these Sine Theta, Cos Theta and Tan Theta in life?
The ticket inspector caught Bengali Baba for traveling without a ticket… and then…
Ticket examiner – show the ticket, Baba?
Baba – no.
Ticket Checker – Where to?
Baba – where Maryada Purshottam Lord Shri Ram was born.
Ticket Checker – Come on, I’ll hand you over now
Ticket Controller – where the Flutewala is born.
Child: Mom, you always said that angels fly, then why doesn’t your neighbor’s aunt fly?
Mom: Who called that monkey an angel?
Child: Dad named her Pari.
Mother: Then the son, the aunt and your father will fly today.
Funny Jokes: Mother in law I want to be a lizard in my next life.