Teacher – Tell the student – Who do you hate most in history, man?
Child: By Raja Ram Mohan Roy
teacher – why??
Child – He had stopped child marriage, otherwise we would have had wife-children today too!
Santa Claus visited his girlfriend at night
as soon as you knock on the door
Sapna – who is this?
Santa Claus – I am
SAPNA – Who am I?
santa – hey owl stripe, who else are you dreaming about
Funny jokes: Raju brought a new color TV and started submerging it in water.