A student said to God:
Increased the value of a dollar to 79,
100 for petrol, 55 for milk
and onions to 100.
But anyway lakh-lakh thank god,
The minimum score is still 35…!!
Teacher: Why were you late?
Chantu: Because of the board on the street.
Teacher: How about the blackboard?
Chantu: It is written on it: “School is coming,
Please go slowly…!