Funny jokes: Today you will be hanged
Husband: Did Sasuma cook the meal today?
Wife: Wow! You guessed it very well. Is the food very tasty?
Husband: Black hair always comes out when eating, today it turned white.
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A meeting was held in a company. The boss understood something for everyone on the dashboard.
Boss: Finally we know the meaning of admin in Hindi.
Employer: What are you, sir?
Boss: Herd controller.
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Pappu: Pappu, now you have to get 90 percent points.
Pappu: No dad, this time I get 100 percent points.
Dad: What are you kidding?
Pappu: Who started it?
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Dad: Look, if you’ve spread yourself this time too, don’t call me dad.
after the exam
What happened to your son?
Pappu: Don’t lose your mind Girdhari Lal, you have lost your right to be called father.
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Wife: Listen! Instaji is worshiped in the evenings.
All friends in the neighborhood were called. What to distribute in Prasad..??
Husband: Share my ID. It will be a virtue.
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Jailer: Tillu! Today you will be hanged, if you have one last wish, tell me.
Tillu: I keep my feet up and my head down as I hang myself.
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