Science teacher: – Are you sleeping?
Gappu:- No, the teacher bends due to gravity.
Two American scientists fainted after learning that licking the pan rains in marriage.
A biker asked Chintu for the address……
Excuse “I want to go to the Taj Mahal?”
Chintu: So don’t go brother, if you tell everyone like that, when will you arrive???
Son: Dad, I don’t want to get married, I’m afraid of all women,
Father: Do it, wait, then you’ll only be afraid of a woman.
I tell the story of my school’s love
There was a topper who was the queen of percentages
Then we got caught and the queen failed
If the woman is the Lakshmi of the house, then the girlfriend is the wealth of the art.
If you have a headache, talk to your girlfriend for a while,
Because only poison can bite poison
I’m mad at you
you’re crazy about someone else
And that madman behind someone else
Means everything crazy back and forth
When a girl becomes a friend, even if the feeling of marriage doesn’t arise,
But when the girl blocks, the feeling of separation definitely comes.
Funny jokes: I want to go to Chandni Chowk