Funny jokes: When I see you, I’m Sureshs
Teacher: I can tell what’s going on in the children’s heads by the way they look?
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Pappu: You still don’t fix your dupatta!!
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Love can happen anytime
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Because there is no age for wisdom
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Dimpy – My husband used to run away and grant me my wishes
Simple – and now??
Dimpy – now that you hear my plea, run away
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Before the wedding, Pappu promised his girlfriend that I would give you moon stars…
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After marriage there was a boy.
Pappu called him Tarachand.
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Another accident involving a mobile phone, Neighborhood Uncle Ji was seriously injured…
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The battery did not explode, but that of the phone
The woman learned the password.
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Banta had to sell his dog, Santa wanted to buy him.
Santa – is this dog faithful?
Banta – Yes, I’ve sold it twice already.
He’s so loyal he comes back to me every time.
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The wedding card read: “Please do not bring alcohol to the wedding”.
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Only the damn groom didn’t come to the wedding.
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Ratanlal: Ramesh! When I look at you, I remember Suresh.
Ramesh: But me and Suresh have very little in common!
Ratanlal: Why not! For the last two years, you’ve both told me
Had taken out a loan of five hundred rupees, not returned to date!
Funny jokes: How many holes does a badminton net have?
