Funny jokes: Whose house does Shanti live in…?
Master ji: In whose house does Shanti live…?
Student: The house where man and woman work mobile…!!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Vendor: Sir, do you use cockroach powder?
Bantu: No, we don’t love cockroaches that much!
If you apply powder today, they will ask for perfume tomorrow…!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Teacher: Where have you been for so many days?
Ramesh – I had bird flu.
Teacher: But it happens in birds… not humans
Ramesh (angry) – Man got it where you are, you make dicks every day…😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Boy – what happened honey?
Girls – my father fixed my marriage
Boy what do we do now?
girl – are you doing what?
Boy ok I’m looking for a new girl for me today
Then kick and punch.
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Fourth year husband – today we’re doing something new
Wife: are you going to watch a movie today?
Husband – which one?
Woman – Darling I want to see a horror movie
Husband-Okay, get our wedding video out of the closet…. The fight happened
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Ram Katha went off at one point… suddenly there was an announcement on the mic…
“Brother Pawan Arora ji, wherever you are, come home immediately,
Vandana Bhabhi is waiting for her at home.
Brother Pawan Arora, listening intently to Ram Katha, got up immediately, got up and went home.
Then Vandana’s sister-in-law, who was sitting between the women, called
“Hey, sit down, listen to Ram’s story.
Just made an announcement to check if Ram is hearing the story or has gone elsewhere….
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