Teacher – tell the student – you are a man of history
who do you hate the most
Child: By Raja Ram Mohan Roy
teacher – why??
Child – He had stopped child marriage or something
Today we too would have wives and children!?
Teacher: Why didn’t you come to school yesterday?
boy – yes
Yesterday I had puja in my house
Teacher: Then why didn’t you come yesterday?
Boy – the day before yesterday Priya was in my house???? ,
Funny jokes: Old papers in someone’s house