During worship in the temple, a greedy woman from the village spoke to God.
Lord, to you a second equals how many years?
God – equal to millions of years
Women – How much are crores equal to rupees?
God – same
Greedily the woman said – give me a stone too
God said – wait a minute in the temple, I’ll bring it…😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Beggar – Give something in the name of God, Baba..
Student- Take that…Keep my B.Com degree…!
Beggar- Are you going to cry now? Keep my engineering key if you want..!
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A beautiful woman was caught stealing cookies at the mall.
and then…
Judge: You stole a packet of biscuits that contained 30 biscuits,
You will be sentenced to 30 days for this
The woman’s husband said: Herr Richter, he also stole the packet of semolina
The judge faints… how much punishment should be given… 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Golu: Tantrik Baba, what should I do to get a beautiful girl’s hand?
Tantrik: Start applying Mehndi outside of a mall.
Golu: Unconscious..!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
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On Valentine’s Day, the boy got ready in the morning after a bath.
Mother: Where is the son going?
Son: Hey mom, today is Valentine’s Day, isn’t it?
Mom: Do you have a girlfriend too?
Son: Oh no mom I’m going to put sticks on couples…!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny jokes: Man’s ultimate master is his
