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Oh no, mother, I’ll put sticks on couples.

During worship in the temple, a greedy woman from the village spoke to God.

Lord, to you a second equals how many years?

God – equal to millions of years

Women – How much are crores equal to rupees?

God – same

Greedily the woman said – give me a stone too

God said – wait a minute in the temple, I’ll bring it…😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Beggar – Give something in the name of God, Baba..

Student- Take that…Keep my B.Com degree…!

Beggar- Are you going to cry now? Keep my engineering key if you want..!

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A beautiful woman was caught stealing cookies at the mall.

and then…

Judge: You stole a packet of biscuits that contained 30 biscuits,

You will be sentenced to 30 days for this

The woman’s husband said: Herr Richter, he also stole the packet of semolina

The judge faints… how much punishment should be given… 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Golu: Tantrik Baba, what should I do to get a beautiful girl’s hand?

Tantrik: Start applying Mehndi outside of a mall.

Golu: Unconscious..!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

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On Valentine’s Day, the boy got ready in the morning after a bath.

Mother: Where is the son going?

Son: Hey mom, today is Valentine’s Day, isn’t it?

Mom: Do you have a girlfriend too?

Son: Oh no mom I’m going to put sticks on couples…!!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funny jokes: Man’s ultimate master is his

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